Riley
"The secret to great TV is taking great characters and putting them in the last place they want to be." --Larry Gelbart
Updates
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Pasadena Off-Leash Dog Park http://t.co/LI2ACmVK
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My girlfriend got her teeth straightened and now she can't rip open a package with her mouth anymore. But she was crap at it to begin with.
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Today I am going to try to live life like several of my ex girlfriends. And I'm not going to talk to myself. But I'll know why.
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I want to be the first to diagnose a guy falling in love with Siri. SIRI? Find me a list of cheap psychiatric colleges. Unaccredited.
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How long has it been since Iphone4 came out? And it STILL hasn't become Skynet yet? Really? Oh. That's right. It's a FEMALE voice.
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Dirtiest thing I ever did in a restaurant? Told a guy with bad English that an IHOP was where he could get a passport. You know. The flags.
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How dare they call it a holiday tree! It's a CHRISTMAS Tree. Even if it doesn't have lights or tinsel. And it's a hedge to keep out dogs.
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You know mall Santas require work. Obesity. Growing & dyeing the beard. All the elves have to do is not get any taller. Checklist DONE.
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Thor: Broadway level enunciation. Long blond hair. Rainbow bridge. Country of origin? NORGAY #marvelthoughts
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The key to marriage is matching your sounds to her smells. Provided they cause mutual pain in proportion, you two kids WILL go the distance.
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A woman's thick eyebrows today are her very very thick eyebrows in 20 years.
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Call your Senator now and demand they say "Merry Christmas." If they answer "hello" you yell "MERRY CHRISTMAS AHH!!" till they do the same
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I like to think I have the cool, emotionless sensibility of a bomb disposal expert. As long as "bomb" is presents my dog left on the lawn.
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The only Christmas songs I listen to are by Lee Greenwood. They're mostly about Santa hating France. But they're long but they're loud.
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I don't think I could pretend to be a doctor. Not even a bad one. But I could probably do a therapist. And probably an awesome bad therapist
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Yesterday my dog Daisy discovered if you chew through some toys there's a treat in them. This bodes badly for those turds I don't pick up.
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Ever want to take a party somewhere weird? Go to the kitchen, fresh cut all the onions, put on Synechdode NY soundtrack. It will get REAL
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Attention Fat Men. John Goodman AND Drew Carey are now mostly in shape. So don't use them as your excuses anymore husky pants. #fatguys
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Which Kim would I rather lose, the maniacal dictator or the former hooker turned celebrity?Tough one. I'll need to see both sex tapes again.
Profile
Summary
- Vice President of Development for featured unscripted shingle in first look deal with leading world television production company
- Experience in working with international contacts to re-purpose world TV formats for American market and to re-develop American formats as region specific TV products for international territories
- Strong background towards developing new unscripted TV formats to specific cable demands as well as creating new content for emerging TV distribution channels
- Experienced producer for reality television in cable, network and online arenas
- Background in working with name talent to develop shows that capitalize on targeted celebrity brands
- Experience in working with international contacts to re-purpose world TV formats for American market and to re-develop American formats as region specific TV products for international territories
- Strong background towards developing new unscripted TV formats to specific cable demands as well as creating new content for emerging TV distribution channels
- Experienced producer for reality television in cable, network and online arenas
- Background in working with name talent to develop shows that capitalize on targeted celebrity brands
Experience
- Sept 2009 - PresentVice President of Development / Krasnow Productions
